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10 Things to Do if you Become a Politician<\/a><\/h2>\n

\u201cpolitical affairs is the<\/a> art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly<\/a> as well as applying the wrong remedies.\u201d Well said Mr. Groucho<\/a> Marx! Well I have my own perceptions on politics as well as political affairs s. Political affairs s have evolved at a very faster rate than any other breed- they have very good<\/a> grasping skills!From finding short-cuts<\/a> to deal with matters of national<\/a> security to sneaking into others business, political affairs s live their life on the edge. Of course they make sure that the payroll is flowing! What kind of a question is that? Anyway, do you know ticks? Alright,\u00a0Ticks are small blood sucking parasites that finds its way across a\u2026 it normally resides in female hair as well as maybe that\u2019s the reason your girlfriend freaks out all of a sudden.They cause such pain! I just came across an anonymous<\/a> quote that said \u201d Nothing is painful as poly-ticks! Bloodsuckers all of them!\u201d<\/p>\n

10. Upgrade your bank balance<\/strong><\/a><\/h3>\n

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9. Hog the limelight<\/a><\/h3>\n

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8. Connections matter!<\/a><\/h3>\n

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7. Play the Good guy-not bad guy routine<\/a><\/h3>\n

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6. Family Business<\/a><\/h3>\n

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5. Give up your principles -No soul, No karma is the mantra.<\/a><\/h3>\n

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4. Get involved in scandals \u2014all kind of gates!<\/a><\/h3>\n

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3. Freebies \u2013 what freebies?<\/a><\/h3>\n

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2. Ignite violence among Opposition<\/a><\/h3>\n

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It is my moral obligation to say that there\u2019re several loopholes in the constitution. Nothing is better than a cup of hot coffee as well as\u00a0 \u00a0a kickass action movie<\/a> \u2013well that\u2019s my taste! To be a real political affairs , it takes several years of training at the Seven Mountains of the Holy Smokes followed by an adaptive reflex biotic training session with Commas well as\u00a0 er Shepard aboard the Normas<\/a> well as\u00a0 y. The end product is a living model Houdini harvested into humans called political affairs s!\u00a0 Now to put these powers to task.<\/p>\n

1. Remember to deceive, rob and back stab!<\/a><\/h3>\n

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It\u2019s not like everyone can become a Political affairs . They\u2019re a separate breed of people who lobby for everything that is economical in nature! Please keep in mind that big things have small beginnings. (Something I ripped off from Ridley Scott\u2019s Prometheus!) A\u00a0political affairs \u00a0is one who shakes your has well as before election as well as your confidence later!<\/p>\n

Top 10 Hottest Politicians in the World<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n